Question 1 Do you spit?

Yes No

Question 2 You go to the Donuts shop. Do you...

Buy 1 Buy 5 Buy 10 with Chocolate Sauce

Question 3 You see litter on the floor. Do you...

Ignore it
Kick it
Put it in the bin

Question 4 Have you ever sat on the queue line fences?

Yes No

Question 5 Do you see yourself as a chav?

Yes No

Question 6 Air at Alton Towers has a two hour queue. Do you...

Go to another ride
Walk straight in
Go and get a Fastrack ticket

Question 7 You're in a huge queue for Dragon's Fury. Do you...

Sigh and walk out
Stay in the queue
Try and push past innocent families

Question 8 Do you play any of the games at theme parks?

Yes No

Question 9 So you're going to Thorpe Park. What do you wear?

Tracksuit bottoms, football shirt and baseball cap
Jeans, T shirt and baseball cap
Fur coat, leather trousers and high heels

Question 10 You are told off by a staff member. Do you...

Ignore them
Answer back
Apologize

Question 11 Do you smoke?

Yes No

Question 12 Do you swear in front of small children?

Yes No

Question 13 Do you appreciate park theming?

Yes No

Question 14 How do you feed yourself at a theme park?

Go to McDonalds or Burger King
Bring a picnic
Just Chips

How Chavish am I?

Chav Percentage:

We all know that chavs exist at theme parks, you see 12 year old kids smoking in queue lines, teenagers pushing past people as they try to enjoy their day, and the lowest of the low spitting and picking fights with people. But have you ever worried that maybe you belong to that group of society? Well to find out, take the TwoSwords chav test! Scientists around the world have created a formula which brings together all the "qualities" of chavs, accounting for what they wear, look like and how they act. To scientific critic aclaim we have put together the ultimate chav test for your benefit. If you get above 50%, please see a doctor.